fullmetalboob:

transparent dancing madohomu hell yeah 
pokemonfourever:

mudkip by ~kori7hatsumine

winged-cyborg:

omg this one time my dog was laying on the couch next to a pad and pen and my mum started laughing like “haha, it looks like hes gonna write something” and then she walked away so i wrote “PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL” on the pad and when she  came back i hadnt moved but she just stared at the dog for like five minutes

steven-carlsburg:

meladoodle:

last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’

I BEGAN SINGING THIS AS TO THE TUNE OF “LAST CHRISTMAS” AND THEN GOT REALLY CONFUSED. 

I thought that with my boss traveling things would be better here. I can even say I misd her lol
The other girl who works here is feeling like she’s he boss and keeps trying to ask me what I’m doing and telling me what to do.
I’m getting angry and already said something rude in response, but she’s still annoying damn

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

coolbloqqer:

do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care